Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Farmville is her only friend.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
