im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Shame is for Republicans.
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