Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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