No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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