this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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