i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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