S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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