he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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