I just saw a hot homeless man
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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