I just pynch a tree in the face
He is an equal opportunity slut.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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