Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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