what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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