You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.