i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You ate ashes out of my bong