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• (713): View more from Texas

  on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking

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• (631): View more from New York

  I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.

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