on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.