Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here