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• (509): View more from Washington

  This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.

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• (949): View more from California

  he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.

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