I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
