Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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