i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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