I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.