just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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