the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I need water and some morals
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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