Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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