i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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