Small penises have feelings too.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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