Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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