i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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