I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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