fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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