Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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