Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
