he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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