Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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