I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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