if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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