Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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