i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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