You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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