At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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