Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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