He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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