Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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