i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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