My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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