She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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