I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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