I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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