'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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