Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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