let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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