he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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