Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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