You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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