Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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