My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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