Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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