I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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