yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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