yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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