I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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