your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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